"I was up in the air for two seconds!" is an oft-heard phrase around here. Jack likes to climb up on the end table and jump off. He always has an excuse for doing this, even though it's not allowed. Yesterday, his excuse was that he's not a little boy, he's a "jumping monkey" and "Jumping monkeys have to jump on furniture, not on trampolines."
He's getting Adam into the act, too.
Mason thinks it's hilarious...but probably only because neither of them has landed on him yet.